Why wouldn’t Shane Battier lick his own nose in the final minute of a game between the Eastern Conference’s two best teams? It’s the most obvious thing one can possibly do in that situation. Big time stress reliever, which Gene Simmons can tell you all about. Everyone should try it. So calming.

If you can give me a single good reason why he shouldn’t be doing that, I will lick your nose. Good luck.

Comments (2)

  1. what if he had Strychnine powder on his upper lip? WHAT THEN?!

  2. According to moms from the mid-1900′s, his face might freeze that way.

    …or a cop in attendance might think he’s on heroin and take him out back, roll him up in a carpet, and beat him with a phone book.

    Two legitimate reasons he shouldn’t be doing that.

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