Just kidding. You’ll totally guess.

From Sports Illustrated:

Which coach would you like to play for the…


Doc Rivers, Celtics 22%

Mike D’Antoni, 21%

Gregg Popovich, Spurs 16%

Rick Carlisle, Mavericks 6%

Rick Adelman, T-Wolves 5%


Stan Van Gundy, Magic 22%

Scott Skiles, Bucks 14%

Either NBA players don’t like playing for defensive-minded coaches who constantly scream, call them out in the press, require consistent effort on both sides of the court to get playing time and occasionally air their dirty laundry and make them look like idiots or Dwight Howard voted 22 times as often as the rest of the players surveyed. One of the two.