Imagine you’re a reporter, just doing some quick TV hits to preview a game that no one really cares about. No big names are playing, the result doesn’t really matter and everybody involved is just trying to get through the end of the season. You just want things to go smoothly so that you can be ready for the playoffs.

Then over your shoulder appears the NBA’s most intense player and he’s staring at you with his eyes bugged out and his tongue dangling from his gaping mouth. For no good reason outside of pure silliness, Kevin Garnett is in your face, messing with you because he’s bored that he’s not playing that particular evening.

Now check your pants.