To be honest, it kind of feels like we’ve all been waiting on a Steve Francis rap song ever since he was drafted, way back in 1999. If there were ever a player who came in to the NBA and seemed like he’d some day release an ill-conceived rap song about how ballin’ he is, Steve Francis might be at the top of the list. I wouldn’t have guessed that he’d sound like Young Jeezy updating a Ja Rule duet, but I would have guessed he’d try to rap. That’s zero percent surprising.

My next candidates, in no particular order:

  • Brandon Jennings
  • Joakim Noah
  • DeMarcus Cousins
  • Devin Ebanks
  • Nate Robinson

There are obviously a lot of other guys who will probably release rap songs in the next few years, but those guys feel like locks to me. If you feel like offering some better suggestions in the comments, go for it.

(via I Am a GM)

Comments (12)

  1. what happened to him? One day he was a star, and the next he’s gone.

  2. I keep figuring Tony Allen has to try his hand at rapping. It just seems very fitting.

  3. Taco, I think you name-drop Ja Rule more than anyone else I’m aware of. Keep up the good work.

    - Ja Rule

  4. I’d rather hear Big Country Reeves rap about finer dinners.

  5. Does McGee have a rap out yet? If not then him for sure…

    J.R. Smith… actually anyone from the knicks.

  6. Now not just the worst PG in NBA History but the worst rapper in the game. Grats you no-talent hack.

  7. Next Steve Francis headline will be he’s sharing an apartment with Antoine Walker.

  8. Funniest thing about this is the song is sooooo 2003

  9. Bro, id watch Brad miller, Jeff foster and matt geiger in some sort of rock band…. so sick! lol

  10. Oh man! I’m really hoping TBJ compiles all the rap/freestyle videos during the lockout from last year. So many players like Steven Jackson, Jamario Moon, Brandon Bass and much more!

  11. why Devin Ebanks?

  12. Gut damn he’s so ugly…and who the hell paid for this video and rap?…and is that his wife and kids in the video?…anxiously waiting for your album Stevie Franchise…Finer things!

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