Kris Humphries started dating Kim Kardashian. Her special powers helped him have the best season of his career. He married her. She divorced him. She started dating Kanye West. Kanye dissed Kris in a song. Now you are all caught up in the high school drama that has made Kris Humphries the most hated man in the NBA, for the dumbest reasons you can imagine.

Now, because he wants justice, Kris Humphries will be taking news of Kanye and Kim’s relationship to court to prove Kim set him up and also because we are clearly watching a piece of performance art where a family of ostensible humans tries to literally become a soap opera. From RadarOnline:

Kris Humphries wants to know if his soon-to-be-ex-wife Kim Kardashian’s relationship with music mogul Kanye West is just another a publicity stunt, but not because the NBA star wants to know for personal reasons, rather, to aide his ongoing divorce case with the reality star, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. [...]

Humphries’ divorce attorneys plan on grilling Kim about her new relationship during the potential upcoming divorce trial that the NBA star is pushing for.

“The crux of Kris’ case for annulment is that Kim married him under fraudulent pretenses and did it for her reality show. Team Humphries wants to know if producers of the Kardashian reality shows were in contact with Kanye West prior to the new couple dating or going public with their relationship and what those conversations consisted of,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “When did Kim develop romantic feelings for Kanye and why after publicly stating she wouldn’t feature any future romantic relationships on her reality shows, did she do a complete 360?”

First things first — “Did she do a complete 360?” Ha. Yes she did, Jason Kidd. Nice math skills.

Second things second — At what point do we feel bad for Kris Humphries that he cannot seem to stop the flood of embarrassing Kardashian-related news? Yeah, if you marry a Kardashian, you should probably expect people to know every single thing you ever do ever. But geez, Kris Humphries isn’t even married to Kim anymore and he can’t help doing things that make you slap yourself in the face.

Kris Humphries is a legitimately good basketball player. He’s fourth in the NBA in rebounding, leads the Nets in blocks and is fourth on the team in scoring, but most people know him as the guy who can’t fathom that a Kardashian would do something as a publicity stunt. It’s not a good look. I know there’s probably a legal reason for wanting an annulment, but the longer this court case drags on, the longer people are going to remember he was married to Kim Kardashian. Just chill, man.