Hey, don’t eat lunch yet. I have something really disgusting to tell you. It’s about Amar’e Stoudemire’s hand and what happened to it after he punched the glass around that fire extinguisher. It’s really sick.
“Half of his hand was just hanging off. It was really bad. Blood was just squirting out. That’s why they had the paramedics come in, because they thought he might have punctured an artery because of how much blood was coming out.”
Vomit yet? Cool. Me too.
Don’t punch glass.
I know they already gave out the sports Emmys the other day but can we create a new one and retroactively award it to ESPN for gross exaggeration. I really think this may just be an excuse to keep this hilarious story atop their news feed for yet another day.
Wow. This can’t be real. Half of his hand was hanging off? Blood was squirting out, yet he has no major damage? It may have been an easier sell if they talked about the real issue here. His mental state.
Awesome photoshop.
I actually didn’t even see the photoshop initially. Nice/creepy.
As for the injury: It seems like ESPN just may have dramatized it a bit. Shocking for such a respectable news network I know.
To be fair, this quote is from ‘a source’ in the Knicks’ locker room. So they are the exaggerators and I just threw up again.
Very true but it’s so much more fun to blame ESPN for all the wrongs in the world.