Ever since Paul Pierce struck the worst Tebow in history, everyone on Earth has been clamoring for a t-shirt to commemorate this special event. It’s been like waiting for a Jay Electronica album to finally drop.
But unlike Jay Electronica’s ill-fated debut, the Paul Pierce Tebow shirt actually exists. It’s available from the Celtics’ team store and will run you just $21.95, which is peanuts for a shirt you’ve so badly wanted. I mean, it has a fake Bible verse that I’m sure no one would ever find potentially offensive, so you know it’s worth every penny of your hard-earned cash.
The best part of this shirt, obviously, is the timelessness of it. It’s hard to imagine a scenario where a shirt about Paul Pierce’s performance in Game 2 of a first round playoff series would ever feel dated, especially when it looks like this, so I’m confident in telling you that this is a great investment piece. The resale market for these will be huge. We’re talking six digits minimum on eBay.
Oh actually, the exact opposite of everything you’ve just read. Except the shirt is really real. Wasn’t joking about that, believe it or not.