The central conceit of this advertisement is that Tracy McGrady — 6-foot-8, one-time competitor in the dunk contest, able-bodied enough to have played minutes in this season’s playoffs — cannot jump high enough to dislodge a ball in a 10-foot rim without first setting down a six-pack of beer.. Yikes.

Does that make you feel like you are 1,000 years old? Or is it 2,000? Time flies when you’re making back injury jokes.