For as great as this James Harden cake from Homeland Foods is, it is an equally big bummer that cake-based puns are not easy to come by with the name “James Harden.” You could say you better eat this before the frosting Hardens, but that’s no good. James barely rhymes with anything, and everything it does rhyme with doesn’t make sense. For as great of an idea as a James Harden cake is — and the answer is very good — him not having a delicious sounding name really hurts.
If only this cake were a Royal Icing cake, then we’d be talking. So it goes.