From the people who brought you “Is Dwyane Wade’s face a basketball?” comes the sequel, “How many legs does Ray Allen have?”. It’s another age-old question that needs answering so that we can all sleep at night. Without an answer to this riddle, our worlds are incomplete.

From Paul Flannery:

Reporter: “Ray, what’s it like playing on basically one leg?”

Ray: “I have two legs.”

Balance is super important for jump shots, so it’s really great for the Celtics that Ray Allen has two legs. Considering you can’t even read a green if you’re missing just a shoe, imagine how impossible it would be to shoot while missing a leg. Ray Allen having two legs should be a huge relief for Celtics fans. Crisis averted. Phew.