“Look honey, I can’t explain to you why I need to bring my flamingo to the game tonight, but I just do. I got great seats and if anything cool happens nearby, I’d like to be able to pull out the flamingo and like celebrate with it or wave it in somebody’s face or something. I don’t know. I just feel like I might want to have it with me, just in case.” — Flamingo Guy, before leaving for last night’s Game 6