It has been (kind of) nice knowing you, LeBron James. It’s a shame you never accomplished everything you wanted to in the NBA, but it was certainly fun watching you dominate games, most of the time.

Just to be safe, LeBron, maybe wear some sort of armor for Game 2. No one wants to see you assassinated via flagrant fouls, even though doing so after laughing in Kevin Garnett’s face after putting up 32 and 13 isn’t a bad way to go.

(via EOB)