BREAKING NEWS REGARDING GLASSES WITHOUT LENSES, COURTESY OF CHRIS TOMASSON:

LeBron on Westbrook saying he started fashion trend with fake glasses: “No, that’s not right. There’s no story behind it. It’s a look. It’s a fashion thing. He absolutely didn’t start it. I don’t know who started it.” LeBron said he’s been wearing glasses without lenses about two years.

This is hilarious. Not only is it absolutely bonkers that LeBron James and Russell Westbrook are still being asked about wearing lensless glasses, now LeBron is making sure everyone knows that he was definitely wearing lensless glasses while also being careful to not be the one who started it. There might not be anything on Earth that is worse to brag about.

Of course, now we are back to where we started, not knowing which genius was the first to wear totally useless spectacles. This may be the great mystery of our generation and we can only hope someone finally gets to the bottom of it.