Joke’s on you, Kendrick Perkins. I’ve been drinking skim milk for years. Now what, tough guy?

OK geez, man. You don’t have to be so mad. I’ll buy some one percent milk, if that’s what you want. Relax. It’s just milk.

Whoa whoa whoa. Easy, man. There’s no reason to get in my face because I like skim milk. Just chill.

Come on, Perk. That’s not cool. That’s my favorite hat. I don’t see what covering it in one percent milk is going to do.

Fine. I’ll buy your stupid milk. Just give me my hat back. Geez.

(via Daily Thunder)