Oh hi, Shaquille O’Neal. Nice to see you. Do you think Jon Barry sucks? A lot of people who hang out by that set sure do, so I just thought I’d ask.

Anyways, cool of you to stop by and make sure you got on the biggest NBA show of the night even though you’re not employed by that network. Funny how that always seems to work out for you.

See you soon, I’m sure.