18 years in the NBA, numerous dance crazes from the Dougie to daggering to the Stanky Legg to jerkin’ to the Cat Daddy, two years spent with the NBA’s Lord of the Dance and the Juwan Howard still sticks with the Cabbage Patch. That’s either dedication or proof that an old dog literally cannot learn new tricks. I’d ask to see if he knows the Macarena, but I don’t want him to break something.