You can watch this whole thing because it’s really, really great. But all you need is Letterman’s first joke, which is just perfect. And the second one. And the one where he asks if winning a title in Cleveland would be better. That guy, he is the best.

And hey, even though Dwyane Wade is the current king of being wonderful on talk shows, LeBron acquits himself pretty well here. He’s been waiting to make that “we all got rings” crack ever since he posed for that wedding photo. Seems worth it.