I think we can all agree that the only thing missing from most international basketball broadcasts is an off-the-cuff joke about terrifying automobile accidents that resulted from drunk driving and could have easily left people dead. At this point, it’s hard to enjoy a game if you don’t hear something like that.

Except, of course, the exact opposite. No wonder Fran Fraschilla is always somewhere in Europe, locked in a hidden hyperbaric chamber. Yikes.

(via SportsGrid)