Ever wondered what Amar’e Stoudemire puts in a turkey sandwich? Me neither, but it’s the middle of August, the NBA doesn’t start for another two months and it’s almost lunch time. Why not whip up an Amar’e Special?

From New York magazine:

How often do you prepare your own meals?
Not very often. I make snacks and turkey sandwiches for my kids all of the time. They’re pretty simple, though: My turkey sandwiches consist of romaine lettuce, mayonnaise, and cheese, and sometimes I add a little pepper to it to give it a lil’ flava.

This is worse than Rick Ross’ tilapia recipe. Where’s Matt Bonner when you need him?