He won’t necessarily be happy about it, but he’ll do it. It’s not going to be the full-on Ricky Bobby treatment either, with a signature on the head, but he’ll definitely hook your baby up with a tramp stamp if you ask nicely.
After that, it’s your decision on what to do with your signed baby. Wash it? Sure, if you don’t like valuable autographs. Frame the onesie the baby is wearing? Maybe, if you can find a jersey frame that small. Get it tattooed on your baby’s body? Probably the smartest idea.
Whatever you do though, don’t ask again. Look at Rondo’s face. Does that look like the face of a man who wants to be asked to sign babies all the time? No, it doesn’t. Once is enough.
(via Andrew Billings)