(Note: Possibly NSFW, though there is no nudity, as far as I can tell. Just a lady in a small bikini writhing underneath a flood of dollar bills.)

The worst thing about having the NBA’s most notable beard is that you can’t do anything without people noticing and taking pictures. Whether that means throwing an all-white party on a boat or just covering some nice young lady in bills, people are always going to be like, “Look at that guy with the beard. He looks like he’s having a greeeaaaat time. Wait … that’s James Harden!” and then get out their phones and put it on the internet. That has to be super frustrating when all you want to do is contribute to the local economy.

On the plus side, this should make for some great fodder for another terrible column about how James Harden needs to stay in Oklahoma City so he doesn’t go off the deep end with his partying. So that’s nice.

Comments (7)

  1. I would imagine the strip clubs in OKC are better because they probably have really great steaks.

  2. I sense great sadness in James Harden. The robotic way he was dropping those bills makes me think all is not right with the beard.

  3. James Harden is a showman on the court but he obviously lacks personality off the court. There are many ways to drop money on the hoes but that wasn’t one of em. If I was him I woulda done the LeBron

  4. Congrats on making the Hoopshype romors page!

  5. feel like james harden is having a really bleak off season. kind of seems like a sofia copala movie, right?

  6. Gotta love Hardo. But if Lebron did it…………

  7. If this was lebron, everyone would shit on him, this dude lost in the finals, not only he lost, but he didn’t even show up..but he’s partying like an nba champion lol. I sense that James harden is going to go broke right after his career ends.

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