Maybe you are thinking this is a weird question, but that’s only because you’ve never really considered that either of these things could be a possibility. But trust me, they are. And you need to be prepared just in case either of these situations present themselves. So tell me, would you rather eat burritos with JaVale McGee or ice cream with Chris Bosh?

Here’s the JaVale McGee contingent, from Mile High Sports:

JaVale “Pierre” McGee is up to his social media antics yet again. Unlike Dwight Howard, McGee appears in public without a cape and comes to the aid of Denver citizens by offering them free Chipotle burritos, via his Twitter account.

McGee posted on his official twitter page today: “1st 10 people who meet me at chipotle in 5 mins get free meals! #OMM the one in Denver on 16th!”

It appears only one person showed to McGee’s burrito party, posting [a] picture with fan Andy Mathisen.

Mathisen was grateful, tweeting back, “Just met one of my favorite @denvernuggets at chipotle. Thanks for the burrito @JaValeMcGee34 you’re the man!”

As BDL’s Dan Devine notes, only one guy showing up didn’t faze JaVaze, as he doubled down by offering some Noodles & Company today. Consider this a special two plums for one offer.

The other contender is Chris Bosh serving Chris Bosh ice cream. From NBC Miami:

It’s safe to say that the Miami Heat’s Chris Bosh has had a great year: marriage, baby, a championship ring and as of Sunday, an ice cream flavor. One of Miami Beach’s oldest establishment, The Frieze, gave back to their customers and the community who have supported them over the past 25 years this weekend. They shut down their block with a fun-filled festival with face painting, an interactive photo booth, raffle prizes and more. To thank fans for 25 years of support, The Frieze got Chris Bosh behind the counter to scoop free ice cream for attendees

So here you get a little ice cream and help out a charity, as proceeds from “Bosh Frieze Frenzy” go towards Bosh’s foundation, Team Tomorrow. No idea what a Chris Bosh flavored ice cream would taste like, but I have to imagine it’s champagney.

The choice is yours. Personally, I’m going for burritos with JaVale, but only if he takes me to the original Chipotle, which is different from the one he chose for yesterday’s promotion and probably the reason why no one showed up. I love ice cream, but burritos are just a bit better. We all have our reasons, so let’s hear yours below.

Comments (9)

  1. Ice cream yeah, but what about free day old bagels from Joel Bosh?

  2. Burritos with JaVale is a lock!

    Sorry Bosh.

  3. Burritos are better than ice cream; meeting Javale is something you can’t turn down. Bosh is kinda goofy, but all of us have kinda goofy friends. Javale is legitimately goofy.

  4. Burritos with JaVale…only because it lead me to google image javale mcgee burritos which lead to me googling nick young bean burrito which lead to me finding out that Nick Young was nicknamed bean burrito and that Brendan Haywood thinks its terrible and Nick Young had this to say about the nickname:

    “It was passed on from generation to generation,” Young said. “Only the great legends were named Burrito. They used call Michael Jordan ‘Black Bean Burrito,’ because he was dark, and his head was like a bean. Kobe was called guacamole.”

    “Guacamole?” I wondered. “Why ‘Guacamole?’ ”

    “Um, I don’t know,” he said. “I forgot.”

    Swaggy P is the best

  5. Burritos, for sure. The line at The Frieze is probably super long, and I don’t have the patience.

    On an unrelated note, do you think Bosh imbibes his icecream the same way he consumes his champagne?

  6. obviously JaVale. He can even get you some ice cream:
    http://twitter.com/JaValeMcGee34/status/214462001001406464/photo/1

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *