You might have assumed that once JaVale McGee was traded away from the echo chamber of goofs that was the Washington Wizards that his innate hilarity would be toned down a bit. But nope. Hardly the case. Since heading to the Mile High City, we’ve seen JaVale chuck a game ball to his mom, show off his fingerstache and throw a burrito party that nobody came to. It’s good to know that some things never change.
Like, for instance, that JaVale McGee still has his Segway. You know, the one he took through a McDonald’s drive-thru in the middle of the night. He still has it and he still rides it and that is still really great. Thumbs up for JaVale.
But now we’re left wondering — if he’ll Segway in D.C. and he’ll Segway in Denver, where else will JaVale McGee Segway? As expected, TBJ has the answers.
On the Great Wall of China
On Rainbow Road
On ze autobahn
On ze cover of Kraftwerk’s “Autobahn”
During an episode of “Arrested Development”
With Boris Diaw on the way to the original Chipotle in Denver
While co-hosting the 2003 MTV Movie Awards with Justin Timberlake and Seann William Scott
While getting back on defense
Obviously, the Segway is very handy, unless you are the former CEO of Segway. Put the right wheels on it and you can ride it anywhere. And that’s exactly where you come in. Feel free to show us where else JaVale can ride his Segway and leave it in the comments or on Facebook. It’s the transportation of the future — the Dippin’ Dots of personal transport, if you will — so we all need some great ideas for where to go. Let’s see ‘em.