Kinda worried about the Celtics, you guys. Kinda think something bad’s going to happen with them this year. Really bad.

First, Jason Terry casually mentioned how he accepted a dangerous murder mission like it was something totally normal that all NBA players are forced to do. Now, Darko Milicic is threatening the same thing. From CSNNE.com:

“I’m done trying to prove I’m the No. 2 pick and that [expletive] stuff,” Milicic told CSNNE.com. “This year, it’s all about Celtics, to show that I am a team player. It’s not about me. It’s about us as a team.

Milicic added: “I’ll do whatever it takes, whatever I need to do to help this team. So now, if I have to go kill someone on the court, I’ll kill someone on the court.” [...]

“Whatever needs to be done for the team to be better,” Milicic added, “I’ll do it.”

This is the guy that Rasheed Wallace said was “a Serbian gangster” who “got some bodies” and can “go psycho on guys.” And the same guy who, after some bad refereeing cost his national team a game, threatened to “find the referees, murder them and then [expletive] their daughters.” So basically, Rasheed Wallace thinks he’s crazy, which is a bad enough sign, and he apparently is very good at threatening people already. Which is to say, yikes.

Combine Serbian gangster Darko with hitman Jason Terry, actual insane person Kevin Garnett and always-ready-for-whatever Rajon Rondo and the Celtics become what might be the NBA’s most dangerous team. Here’s hoping they don’t somehow trade for Stephen Jackson or things might go a bit too far.

(via SB Nation)

Comments (11)

  1. You know who didn’t call Darko a Serbian Gangster, Trey? Nicola Pekovic, that’s who. Now, that’s a man who knows a Serbian Gangster when he sees one.

    Still, a ‘mad as hell and not going to take it anymore’ Darko mixed with the always crazy KG and the always cranky Rondo could be rather delicious.

  2. This year instead of leaving a wad of money in the Lakers locker room maybe Doc Rivers should just leave a copy of “The Catcher in the Rye” in there. We all know how serial killers/sociopaths love them some Holden Caulfield.

  3. Neither Metta World Peace nor K-Mart should be allowed near that team.

  4. The Detroit Pistons have the 2nd overall pick in quite possibly the greatest draft class ever, and they pick a unproven Serbian. Pistons will suffer a thiry year curse like the Trailblazers.

  5. Well with no hockey this year it might be fun to watch the Boston Celtics goon all the other teams. Too bad they don’t have fighting in Basketball; I could maybe actually watch the first 40 minutes…

  6. I heard Gilbert Arenas is looking for a team. Going to need murder weapons after all.

  7. Darko and Dexter Pittman on the same court during garbage time sounds like PR disaster in waiting.

  8. In a strong field he’s one of the dumbest NBAers. He should be finished with the league and gone. Had the Boston front office not tracked this guy’s career?!

  9. Oh my god yes. Captn Jack as a Celtic

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