If you’re up for a challenge, then I’ve got one for you. Start this video and try to count every single word Metta World Peace says over the course of these three-and-a-half minutes. It’s not impossible, but it’s definitely going to be tough. I’d venture a guess that the final tally is somewhere in the 1-3 million range, which is probably a new land speed record for words per second.
Also, MWPworkout.com actually exists. Weirdest plug ever.