Yes, we’re still bored as hell.

Welcome to The [BLANK] Jones …

On today’s show, TBJ put on some lab coats to assess their declining health. Will drinking too much soda kill you? Do doctors inspect your testicles for long enough? Does shaving body hair make it grow back faster? All that, plus personal trainers, low carb diets, bad gym etiquette, and why peeing less means you’re all grown up.

Come see TBJ live in Toronto along with Jemele Hill (ESPN), Elliotte Friedman (CBC), Greg Wyshynski (Yahoo! Sports), and many other sports writers, bloggers, and executives at BWB5. (Use code: TBJBWB)


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Comments (24)

  1. These episodes would be so much better if little man didn’t host. Can’t wait for the season to start and him to get back in his hole

  2. Drinking . . . it’s flat out the only way to tolerate aging!

  3. did you guys use the arnold picture because he is in TO today?

  4. So your name is Matt B. Osten or simply Matt Boston!

  5. “Extra special ingredients,” eh, Leigh?

    Am I the only completely immature person here?

  6. how do you miss the opportunity to say the “LITER COLA” line???

  7. 10 minutes in and lovin it. On a siimilar tip, check out Drop Dead Healthy by AJ Jacobs, one mans harilious quest to become the healthiest man.

  8. That was awesome. I’m going to have a listening party in the back room with other credible gentlemen.

  9. One of the funniest Blank Jones so far!

  10. Totally gonna listen to this every time I work out now

  11. Ear wax candles are a scam. The gunk that the candle allegedly pulls out of your ear is created by the candle. I worked a terrible job at a chiropractic/wellness center in 2011 and that was one of the services we offered. When I did the research on ear candles and brought it to the owner, she said she knew they were phony but sold too well to stop providing them to patients.

    And that is the moment when I decided to stop letting them adjust my back.

  12. I’m gonna miss the Blank Jones when the season starts, guys. Always funny. Always makes my day.

    • I want to call for the TBJ Army to stand united in our need for the Blank Jones during the NBA season!!! We need this! I was getting to know you all from the regular Basketball Jones Episodes, but this is some next level personal got-to-know sh*t! I feel like I’ve known you all my life :)

      • I couldn’t agree to anything more in my entire life. especially the latter part. blanking during the regular season is also very high on my agree-list, but on the other hand, it makes the offseason more special, so there’s that. but still: TBJ in all forms for the major win.

  13. I have to say, I’ve always been a trimmer when it comes to nose hair. But you guys have given me the courage to go for a full out pluck and power through the tears!

    Great Blank Jones.

  14. there better be a “here comes the boom” jones

  15. this is one of the most under-rated Blank Jones, for me don’t think I have laughed out loud as much

    surprised the apparent Captain Metrosexual Skeeter didn’t contribute more, perhaps his lack of body hair disqualifies him

    strange finding out Tassie is a regular at the gym, and hides his Adonis created bod under the baggy shorts and tees

    the multi-use of the beard trimmer was fricken hilariously honest

    happy to skype in for the friday night round table

    i presume after two mentions in the this pod, the next blank jones will be about the Metric system

  16. Adam Sandler’s take on bush trimming –

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