Oh sure, it’s funny when a professional basketball player does it but when I do the same thing at Toronto’s biggest mall people call me a “creep” and a “weirdo” and a “super creepy weirdo who needs to get out of this here mall right now before something bad happens.” Not fair.

(via TrueHoop)

Comments (10)

  1. The is the SEO-friendliest post title ever.

  2. When he said “drug deal” I sorta saw the resemblance: http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/the-wire/episodes/3/32/back-burners-05-1024.jpg

    Bonus points for making people address it to Jet.

  3. “Can I get an autograph? You look like a movie star!”

    I’m gonna try this on the ladies this weekend! Hope I don’t get slapped!

  4. Worthless? Let’s check with the identity theft folks first. hehe

  5. Don’t look but there’s a creepy creeper asking for people’s autographs over there in Burger King line.

    Oh, hell and now he’s yelling ‘Hey-oooh’ at a baby. Call the coppers!

  6. Gotta give it to JET, right trey? He’s clearly committed to over-taking GRONK and Big Papi as Boston Fan Fav.

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