Oh sure, it’s funny when a professional basketball player does it but when I do the same thing at Toronto’s biggest mall people call me a “creep” and a “weirdo” and a “super creepy weirdo who needs to get out of this here mall right now before something bad happens.” Not fair.
(via TrueHoop)
The is the SEO-friendliest post title ever.
409. A handshake beats an autograph.
http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/post/245574836/409-a-handshake-beats-an-autograph
When he said “drug deal” I sorta saw the resemblance: http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/the-wire/episodes/3/32/back-burners-05-1024.jpg
Bonus points for making people address it to Jet.
“Can I get an autograph? You look like a movie star!”
I’m gonna try this on the ladies this weekend! Hope I don’t get slapped!
Please report back on its efficacy.
Works as an ice-breaker to get attention, but must have strong follow-up game to live up to the attention.
I don’t, so it failed.
Worthless? Let’s check with the identity theft folks first. hehe
Don’t look but there’s a creepy creeper asking for people’s autographs over there in Burger King line.
Oh, hell and now he’s yelling ‘Hey-oooh’ at a baby. Call the coppers!
Gotta give it to JET, right trey? He’s clearly committed to over-taking GRONK and Big Papi as Boston Fan Fav.
He’s the new Shaq, minus 600 pounds.