Color me zero percent surprised that Reggie Miller would be anti-advanced stats and pro-humans who play basketball. That’s not the least bit surprising to me, and I’m guessing I’m not alone in that.

However, I AM surprised that he called a “pocket protector” a “pocket square” while trying to make fun of nerds — who he actually called “lab geek rats,” which nope — because this guy wears pocket squares on the regular. Having been familiar with Reggie Miller’s oeuvre for quite some time, it’s a pretty safe bet that he regrets that mistake because being lumped in with all those dorks is probably the last thing he wants. A guy with a belly button tattoo would never be that uncool.

(via Basketball Prospectus)