Those right there are Amir Johnson’s custom Nike Huarache 2K4s. How do I know, besides the fact that I am the one writing this and therefore can control how things will end? It’s simple — his face is on them. Really.

Just looking at the illustration, I suppose you could make the argument that these are JaVale McGee’s or Andre 3000′s shoes. But we’ll just have to trust that these really do belong to Amir Johnson, since he’s the one who posted them and wore them during the Raptors’ season opener. This guy’s a regular Tracy McGrady.

If only they would have included exquisite zombie makeup, then we could truly be sure these are Amir’s. Considering last night was Halloween, that would have been a smart idea. Maybe next time.