PRO-TIP YOU CAN LEARN FROM SEAL: When you dress as a basketball player for Halloween, you’re going to be the most comfortable guy in the room. Even if it’s a lazy costume like this one — Nike Frees when KG is obviously an Anta guy, come on — you’re still pretty much just wearing pajamas.

Plus, if you’re taking a lady with you and she decides to wear only a jersey and some high socks, that’s not bad either. Just something to consider for next year.