Get it? Because of memes? You get it.
But seriously, your plans are wack.
You’re going to get your winter clothes out of storage? Go see the Pacers instead. You’re thinking of mulling some cider and curling up with the new John Grisham novel? Maybe think about watching some gymnastics. You want to spend a few hours playing NBA 2K13 so your MyPlayer isn’t an embarrassment to your family name? Stop being such a nerd and go to a real basketball game instead.
For real, you need to step your weekend game up. Not for me — for Roy and McKayla. Disappointing them really hurts.