Bro. Hey bro. You tired of ugly babes giving you the cold shoulder when you’re trying to vibe in the club? Women are cray cray, man. For realio. Totes wack.

So let’s catch a Knicks game instead, homeslice. Check out some sweet dudes gettin’ their game on, basketball styley.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Why would we ditch out on some beautiful babies who are ready to party?” And I hear you, bro. But here’s the thing, dog. Let’s say we do this game and get our Jason Kidd on, get our Kurt Thomas on, get our Marcus Cambalamb on, just get some solid bro time in and let the night come to us. Then what? Then we’re money. So money. Jeremy Lin money.

Whoops. Sorry I mentioned him. I know you’re still mad about that. My bad, bro.

But for reals, I’m sure we’ll find some fly honeys after the Knicks game anyways. You know how we do. Let’s do this Knicks game up big time. Wolf Pack for life.

(via Darren Brovell)