It’s OK, Raptor fans. Paying Landry Fields $6.25 million a year is fine because it means the Knicks won’t be able to afford signing Steve Nash, which greases the tracks for his eventual signing in Toronto. Playing the way he has thus far isn’t worth a tenth of what he’s owed, but it’s worth it to have a Hall of Fame point guard in the lineup.

Oh … right. At least he’s funny in interviews.