Did you hear Mike Brown got fired? It’s true. As such, the Lakers need a new coach. Here are a few ideas.
- Phil Jackson
- Mike D’Antoni
- Jerry Sloan
- Mike Krzyzewski
- Mike Green
- Mike Grey
- Mike Black
- Mike Periwinkle
- Chuck Person
- Wesley Person
- Wesley Sneijder
- Wesley Snipes
- Bernie Bickerstaff
- Lernie Lickerlaugh
- Brian Shaw
- Brian Rogers
- Brian Bell
- Lindsay Lohan
- Jack Nicholson
- Lou Adler
- Yori Saneyoshi
- Takeru Kobayashi
- Kobe Bryant
- Derek Fisher
- Pat Riley
- Ry Patley
- Anybody who isn’t Stan Van Gundy
Feel free to leave your stupid suggestions in the comments. The stupider the better.
What about JEFF van gundy??? :D :D his last shot at stern, and he wont get punched in the face.. well maybe Artest may punch him in the face, either way, id love to see STERNS face!! MAHAHAHAHA
Bench area pacing Roomba.
Kobe should be the coach obvi. Just like the movie “Semi Pro.”
I should be on that list
Slava Medvedenko
Stephen A. Smith
David Stern
Kim Kardashian
Ice Cube
Charles Barkley
shout out to Stephen A. Smith
Larry Bird? Kevin Mchale? Cornbread? Red Aurerbach’s corpse? Bring back Rudy T?
An inanimate log with Phil Jackson’s face taped on it.
An animate Kurt Rambis with Phil Jackson’s face taped on it.
Chuck Daly
Chuck Nightly
Chuck First-Thursday-of-the-Month
Larry Brown for fifteen minutes, until he leaves for another job
Teen Wolf
lakers need Jacques Martin
Bobby Valentine! *slams microphone Gronk-styles*
Whoopi Goldberg!
Nope. “Once A Knick. Always A Knick”
Yeah, that’s not even a player’s quote ‘tho…
Such emblematic players as Pat Ewing or Charles Oakley had no trouble being “not a Knick”….
The last all-star caliber player to play his entire career for NYK was Allan Houston, right? How fantastic!
Allan houston started his career as a piston
Smush Parker
Michael Jordan
The ghost of Pat Morita, god rest his soul.
Kurt Rambis carrying a boombox with a Phil Jackson tape in it.
Allan Houston played for Detroit before the Knicks.
Whoops! Out of order, was replying to Breyzh.
it would be hilarious if it was stan van gundy. i could definitely see it being d’antoini, phil or sloan for realz though
Samuel L. Jackson , as Coach Carter, or Jules Winnfield or Nick Fury for important games
How about just rehiring Mike Brown after a few days?
Mikhail Prokhorov
Kenny “Gimme Some Raptor News” Smith
Brad Miller
Mehmet Okur
Leigh Ellis
Kobe Bryant as player-coach (haven’t had one of those in a while)
Adam Morrison
Bob Knight
Rafael Araujo.
The end.
YO! I got it….
TREY KERBY!
I would give one of my kidneys to see Stan Van Gundy as a headcoach of the Lakers!
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Torque [construction noise] Lewith
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Kate Beckinsale
Kate Upton
Kate Middleton
Kate Winslet
Kate Moss
Randy Moss
Randy Jackson
Phil Jackso
Luke Walton for the next coach!
What about Steve Nash? When was the last time there was a real, honest to god player coach? I’d like it.
The guy who Steve Blake blasted ie. the heir to the L.A. Gear fourtine.
Magic Johnson?
I am writing these extra words cuz my “post was too short”
Carlton Banks
He can clearly relate to the story line of a team growing tired of its Philly born star hogging all the limelight. As such, he will go to any means necessary to ensure that Kobe doesn’t take all the shots. Additionally, he adds to the lighthearted atmosphere Dwight is trying to create, by busting out his sweet, sweet dance moves during TV timeouts.
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Give me the coach who coaches the Harlem Globetrotters! That would be dope!
Carlos Arroyo. He’s already good at staying on the bench the whole game. He also needsa job.
How about Leon from the movie “Above the Rim”. He’s a tad intense and has some demons, but hey, who doesn’t?
Gene Hackman as Coach Norman Dale
Jack Nicholson as The Joker
Shaq
JaVale McGee’s Mum Pam
Arnold Schwarzenegger/Clint Eastwood plus chair
Kris Jenner
Chauncey Billups
Larry David
Bill Simmons
Chaz
I 2nd LD
Or Rodney Dangerfield
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
Hey your alright…
Shaq
Basketball jones
Fisher
Tim n Sid
Ur mum
Brian Scalabrine. As proven on mythbusters, you can’t kill a two-headed snake.
Vida Blue
Blu Cantrell
Jerry Cantrell
A real Black Mamba
Jack Black
Black Jack Morris
Zach Morris
I forgot one
Gordon Bombay
Gordon Bombay would be a brilliant choice.
Marv Albert
Mike Breen
Kenny Smith
Bill Simmons
Skip Bayless
Jack Armstrong
Kwame Brown
Smush Parker
and the one and only, MARK MADSEN!!!!!
David Stern – because this time he wants to show the coaches how it’s done
Sterling Archer – because he’s obviously awesome at everything
Paul Westphal – because I just randomly thought of him for no real reason
Reggie Miller – because the world needs to lose him as an annoying “Analyst”
Brad Miller – because he’s Brad Miller
Chris Mihm
Smush Parker
A gun wielding Gilbert Arenas
someone with true gait
Hairy Balls
Harriet the Spy
Harriet Tubman
Mr. Belvedere
Kermit Washington
Kermit the Frog
Julian the Apostate
Dr. Julius Erving
Phineas Cheddardick
* Crim Shrimpington
It has to be Mike Hunt………………. :)
The White Mamba Brian Scalabrine
Derek Fisher of course.
or Tupac.
or Wesley snipes
Can they at least leak a rumor about Stan van? Maybe leave a diet Pepsi in Deight’s locker too? This needs to happen.
Vlade Divac.
Ari Gold.
John Farrell (I heard being the coach of the Lakers was his dream job)
James Naismith
Chuck Norris
Allen Iverson
Nate Silver
Me
Sasha “The Machine” Vujacic
Adam Morrison
Jim Morrison
Detlef Schrempf or some random German dude
Stringer Bell or Proposition Joe
Big Bird
or of course Barack Obama
Pick from the list of the world’s 5 best rappers
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
Dylan
and Dylan
I think you mean:
Chuck D-League
Chuck D-League
Chuck D-League
Chuck D-League
Chuck D-League
Because he spits hot fire!
One of the random assistants JVG is always prattling on about: “I CAN’T beliEVE someone hasn’t hired Bert Turdington as a head coach yet!”
Or Larry Bird.
Ron Artest or Metta World Peace. You choose your level of crazy for each game.
I heard SVG mentioned multiple times, seriously. By smart people, like Henry Abbot. That’s silly.
But in that vein-How about a can of Diet Coke?
Skeet’s friend Grish
Prince.
Game. Blouses.
the obvious choice is bill murray. come on, he was great in space jam, and his dry, sarcastic humor is just about the only way to accurately describe the laker’s defense right now. plus, he’s got the star-power currently unemployed mike brown never had.
Ron Wilson is still looking for a job isn’t he?
jack nicholson…. hes been to enough lakers games to know whats going on….. haha
Ron Swanson or Jean Ralphio
Bill Simmons
Bill Murray
Bugs Bunny and the fat guy from Space Jam
Bill Simmons
Chuck Norris
Will smith
Ice cube
Lee Ellis
Better yet Disney could buy them and darth vader could coach
Wibblyoballs or jizzyteacakes
I was a 2nd choice after Mike D’Antonie…
Rudy Tomjanovich
Rudy Huxtable
Theo Huxtable
Theo Ratliff
A Cat Falling Off A Cliff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3GJycgu-cs
Mike D’Antoni
Whaaa… I don’t understand? Stan-Man seems the obvious choice, no?