Did you hear Mike Brown got fired? It’s true. As such, the Lakers need a new coach. Here are a few ideas.

  • Phil Jackson
  • Mike D’Antoni
  • Jerry Sloan
  • Mike Krzyzewski
  • Mike Green
  • Mike Grey
  • Mike Black
  • Mike Periwinkle
  • Chuck Person
  • Wesley Person
  • Wesley Sneijder
  • Wesley Snipes
  • Bernie Bickerstaff
  • Lernie Lickerlaugh
  • Brian Shaw
  • Brian Rogers
  • Brian Bell
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Jack Nicholson
  • Lou Adler
  • Yori Saneyoshi
  • Takeru Kobayashi
  • Kobe Bryant
  • Derek Fisher
  • Pat Riley
  • Ry Patley
  • Anybody who isn’t Stan Van Gundy

Feel free to leave your stupid suggestions in the comments. The stupider the better.

Comments (79)

  1. What about JEFF van gundy??? :D :D his last shot at stern, and he wont get punched in the face.. well maybe Artest may punch him in the face, either way, id love to see STERNS face!! MAHAHAHAHA

  2. Bench area pacing Roomba.

  3. Kobe should be the coach obvi. Just like the movie “Semi Pro.”

  4. I should be on that list

  5. Slava Medvedenko
    Stephen A. Smith
    David Stern
    Kim Kardashian
    Ice Cube
    Charles Barkley

  6. Larry Bird? Kevin Mchale? Cornbread? Red Aurerbach’s corpse? Bring back Rudy T?

  7. An inanimate log with Phil Jackson’s face taped on it.
    An animate Kurt Rambis with Phil Jackson’s face taped on it.
    Chuck Daly
    Chuck Nightly
    Chuck First-Thursday-of-the-Month
    Larry Brown for fifteen minutes, until he leaves for another job
    Teen Wolf

  8. lakers need Jacques Martin

  9. Bobby Valentine! *slams microphone Gronk-styles*

  10. Whoopi Goldberg!

    • Nope. “Once A Knick. Always A Knick”

      • Yeah, that’s not even a player’s quote ‘tho…
        Such emblematic players as Pat Ewing or Charles Oakley had no trouble being “not a Knick”….
        The last all-star caliber player to play his entire career for NYK was Allan Houston, right? How fantastic!

  11. Smush Parker
    Michael Jordan
    The ghost of Pat Morita, god rest his soul.
    Kurt Rambis carrying a boombox with a Phil Jackson tape in it.

  12. it would be hilarious if it was stan van gundy. i could definitely see it being d’antoini, phil or sloan for realz though

  13. Samuel L. Jackson , as Coach Carter, or Jules Winnfield or Nick Fury for important games

  14. How about just rehiring Mike Brown after a few days?

  15. Mikhail Prokhorov
    Kenny “Gimme Some Raptor News” Smith
    Brad Miller
    Mehmet Okur
    Leigh Ellis
    Kobe Bryant as player-coach (haven’t had one of those in a while)

  16. Adam Morrison
    Bob Knight

  17. Rafael Araujo.

    The end.

  18. YO! I got it….


  19. I would give one of my kidneys to see Stan Van Gundy as a headcoach of the Lakers!

  20. Hingle McCringleberry

  21. Kate Beckinsale
    Kate Upton
    Kate Middleton
    Kate Winslet
    Kate Moss
    Randy Moss
    Randy Jackson
    Phil Jackso

  22. Luke Walton for the next coach!

  23. What about Steve Nash? When was the last time there was a real, honest to god player coach? I’d like it.

  24. The guy who Steve Blake blasted ie. the heir to the L.A. Gear fourtine.

  25. Magic Johnson?

    I am writing these extra words cuz my “post was too short”

  26. Carlton Banks

    He can clearly relate to the story line of a team growing tired of its Philly born star hogging all the limelight. As such, he will go to any means necessary to ensure that Kobe doesn’t take all the shots. Additionally, he adds to the lighthearted atmosphere Dwight is trying to create, by busting out his sweet, sweet dance moves during TV timeouts.


  27. Give me the coach who coaches the Harlem Globetrotters! That would be dope!

  28. Carlos Arroyo. He’s already good at staying on the bench the whole game. He also needsa job.

  29. How about Leon from the movie “Above the Rim”. He’s a tad intense and has some demons, but hey, who doesn’t?

  30. Gene Hackman as Coach Norman Dale

    Jack Nicholson as The Joker


  31. JaVale McGee’s Mum Pam
    Arnold Schwarzenegger/Clint Eastwood plus chair
    Kris Jenner
    Chauncey Billups
    Larry David
    Bill Simmons

  32. Shaq
    Basketball jones
    Tim n Sid
    Ur mum

  33. Brian Scalabrine. As proven on mythbusters, you can’t kill a two-headed snake.

  34. Vida Blue
    Blu Cantrell
    Jerry Cantrell
    A real Black Mamba
    Jack Black
    Black Jack Morris
    Zach Morris

  35. I forgot one

    Gordon Bombay

  36. Marv Albert
    Mike Breen
    Kenny Smith
    Bill Simmons
    Skip Bayless
    Jack Armstrong
    Kwame Brown
    Smush Parker
    and the one and only, MARK MADSEN!!!!!

  37. David Stern – because this time he wants to show the coaches how it’s done

    Sterling Archer – because he’s obviously awesome at everything

    Paul Westphal – because I just randomly thought of him for no real reason

    Reggie Miller – because the world needs to lose him as an annoying “Analyst”

    Brad Miller – because he’s Brad Miller

  38. Chris Mihm
    Smush Parker
    A gun wielding Gilbert Arenas

  39. someone with true gait

  40. Hairy Balls
    Harriet the Spy
    Harriet Tubman
    Mr. Belvedere
    Kermit Washington
    Kermit the Frog
    Julian the Apostate
    Dr. Julius Erving
    Phineas Cheddardick

  41. It has to be Mike Hunt………………. :)

  42. The White Mamba Brian Scalabrine

  43. Derek Fisher of course.

    or Tupac.

    or Wesley snipes

  44. Can they at least leak a rumor about Stan van? Maybe leave a diet Pepsi in Deight’s locker too? This needs to happen.

  45. Vlade Divac.

    Ari Gold.

  46. John Farrell (I heard being the coach of the Lakers was his dream job)
    James Naismith
    Chuck Norris
    Allen Iverson
    Nate Silver

  47. Sasha “The Machine” Vujacic
    Adam Morrison
    Jim Morrison
    Detlef Schrempf or some random German dude
    Stringer Bell or Proposition Joe
    Big Bird
    or of course Barack Obama

  48. Pick from the list of the world’s 5 best rappers

    and Dylan

  49. One of the random assistants JVG is always prattling on about: “I CAN’T beliEVE someone hasn’t hired Bert Turdington as a head coach yet!”

    Or Larry Bird.

  50. Ron Artest or Metta World Peace. You choose your level of crazy for each game.

  51. I heard SVG mentioned multiple times, seriously. By smart people, like Henry Abbot. That’s silly.
    But in that vein-How about a can of Diet Coke?

  52. Skeet’s friend Grish

  53. Prince.

    Game. Blouses.

  54. the obvious choice is bill murray. come on, he was great in space jam, and his dry, sarcastic humor is just about the only way to accurately describe the laker’s defense right now. plus, he’s got the star-power currently unemployed mike brown never had.

  55. Ron Wilson is still looking for a job isn’t he?

  56. jack nicholson…. hes been to enough lakers games to know whats going on….. haha

  57. Ron Swanson or Jean Ralphio

  58. Bill Simmons
    Bill Murray
    Bugs Bunny and the fat guy from Space Jam

  59. Bill Simmons
    Chuck Norris
    Will smith
    Ice cube
    Lee Ellis
    Better yet Disney could buy them and darth vader could coach

  60. Wibblyoballs or jizzyteacakes

  61. Rudy Tomjanovich
    Rudy Huxtable
    Theo Huxtable
    Theo Ratliff
    A Cat Falling Off A Cliff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3GJycgu-cs

  62. Mike D’Antoni

  63. Whaaa… I don’t understand? Stan-Man seems the obvious choice, no?

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