Did you hear Mike Brown got fired? It’s true. As such, the Lakers need a new coach. Here are a few ideas.

  • Phil Jackson
  • Mike D’Antoni
  • Jerry Sloan
  • Mike Krzyzewski
  • Mike Green
  • Mike Grey
  • Mike Black
  • Mike Periwinkle
  • Chuck Person
  • Wesley Person
  • Wesley Sneijder
  • Wesley Snipes
  • Bernie Bickerstaff
  • Lernie Lickerlaugh
  • Brian Shaw
  • Brian Rogers
  • Brian Bell
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Jack Nicholson
  • Lou Adler
  • Yori Saneyoshi
  • Takeru Kobayashi
  • Kobe Bryant
  • Derek Fisher
  • Pat Riley
  • Ry Patley
  • Anybody who isn’t Stan Van Gundy

Feel free to leave your stupid suggestions in the comments. The stupider the better.