Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Look NBA guys, us commoners/coyotes just want a quick touch with greatness. We’re not asking for much — just a little skin-to-skin action to see if it’s actually possible to steal your superpowers like we are Rogue from the X-Men. It’s probably not going to happen, so you don’t have to worry that much, but a little dap would be appreciated.

No pressure, just think about it. Nothing creepy will happen. Probably.

(first video via CJ Fogler)

Comments (7)

  1. boi tip: never raise your hand until eye contact is made

  2. Coyote = Best Mascot in Sports. He’s so popular in SA that he’s in all kinds of HEB commercials with Tim/Tony/Manu, crashes talk shows, and does like 400 community appearances each year.


  3. For as much as y’all grief on Sean Elliott for his announcing, when fun stuff happens in game he immediately jumps on it and really enhances the experience.

    He is a huge homer, but he’s also really entertaining in the flow of the game- he’s one of the few local announcers actually gets up when one of the Spurs players gets dunked on and brings energy when the other team does something cool. Memphis local announcers are just about the worst- unless their guys are working it, they bring nothing to the table at all.

  4. Lebron is racist

  5. Nice x-men reference.

  6. Thanks TBJ crew, I knew when Lebron left that guy hanging you guys would be all over it!

  7. I don’t want to touch you either.

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