Good luck beating my personal high for how long I could listen to this computer reading Michael Olowokandi’s entire Wikipedia entry before turning it off.

Now maybe you are thinking I’ve wasted 63 seconds of my life, but I now know that Michael Olowokandi played rugby union before he became a basketball player. So maybe you are right. But still, try to beat my high score and leave yours in the comments. And if you have an explanation for why this exists, I’d love to hear that too.

Comments (21)

  1. 2:12 but I stopped paying attention after about 15 seconds.

  2. Got to “Professional Career”….then decided to watch the Brady/Sanchez video with the same voices. Much more entertaining.

  3. 2:47 of my life that I’ll never get back.

  4. His family moved to London…England!

  5. The voice pronounces “rebounds” the same way Zach Galifianakis pronounces “retards” at 3:47. But yeah, I got to the end of it.

  6. The way she says Min-ne-so-ta Tim-ber-wolves at 2.12 is amazing. Each syllable gets higher as it goes along.

    I got through the whole thing by the way. I hate myself:

    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38861900/Screen%20Shot%202012-11-23%20at%209.07.14%20PM.png

  7. I made it to 2:23 – imagine how the Clippers franchise would’ve changed if they had picked the #2 overall pick in 1998… hashtag whatifsports

  8. As a clips fan, I only stopped listening because I already have this memorized.

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  10. I made it through the whole thrillride! Where’s Austin Croshere’s? Come on Wikipedia! We need a video of a computer reading Austin Croshere’s wiki page!

  11. I hate this! I hate this! I hate this! I hate this! I hate this! I hate this!

  12. “he is also known for various charitable contributions” among those, retiring…..

  13. I only made it 37 seconds. I listened to enough long-winded stories over Thanksgiving dinner with relatives.

  14. Fifteen seconds for me.

  15. I couldn’t even bring myself to watch the video after reading the comments section here.

  16. I started with the intention of pushing all the way through just cause you basically told me I couldn’t. I made it about 75 seconds before I started getting fidgety and walked away from the computer.

  17. My fanball team last year was the Olowocandy Bars.

  18. 54 seconds. He played cricket at Bruno (?) University in England. That image is much more entertaining than his NBA career.

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  20. 67 Seconds. And now I know that his jersey was “retard” and not “retired”. I’m confused by wikipedia’s abuse of tenses and lack of respect.

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