Good luck beating my personal high for how long I could listen to this computer reading Michael Olowokandi’s entire Wikipedia entry before turning it off.
Now maybe you are thinking I’ve wasted 63 seconds of my life, but I now know that Michael Olowokandi played rugby union before he became a basketball player. So maybe you are right. But still, try to beat my high score and leave yours in the comments. And if you have an explanation for why this exists, I’d love to hear that too.