CHICAGO, Illinois — Mess with a Bull, you get the horns.

Just ask Ersan Ilyasova who survived a Bull attack Monday night in Chicago.

The 25-year-old professional athlete was ferociously attacked on the upper right arm by an angry, half-tonne Aberdeen-Boozer breed from Alaska while collecting rebounds — and rock samples — for the Milwaukee Bucks.

Ilyasova and four male co-workers encountered the Bull with about 10 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter of action in the United Center.

Ilyasova said he leapt for a rebound, which, in turn, must have triggered the Bull’s aggressive reaction.

“It started flailing wildly when it saw the basketball, and then it jumped on my arm,” Ilyasova told FOX Sports Wisconsin.

“I’m very lucky to be alive, I know that.”

The wild Bull then ran through three rows of chairs, charged two security officers, and rammed into Tom Thibodeau’s car in an underground parking lot.

It took four bullets an amnesty clause to kill it.

Comments (5)

  1. “It took four bullets an amnesty clause to kill it.”

    The article was alrdy funny but this part made me laugh out loud!

  2. ….*slow clap*

  3. Seriously, is there ANYTHING to like about Carlos Boozer (besides being a fan of a team playing the Bulls)?!?!?

  4. I don’t even have a great reason to hate Carlos. I just don’t like his head.

  5. Based on the picture, it can be assumed that James Franco will one day play Ilyasova in “Skiles Play,” a film about NBA veteran and coach Scott Skiles

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