I think we can all agree that this is the perfect time for an impromptu round of typing-only Pun Gun. I mean, if the fourth-biggest daily paper in the United States can do it, why can’t we? I’ll start.
- Nets beat Knicks, on to the next one
- Brooklyn D’efense comes up big in win against Knicks
- Nets ask: ‘Can I Get a Win Win?”
- Curls, curls, curls: How Deron Williams’ haircut is taking over Brooklyn
- Nets brush Knicks off their shoulder
- It’s a hard Knicks loss for them
- Reggie What, Reggie Who — Evans cleans glass in Nets win
- Prokhorov plan proves money ain’t a thang
- Ask the Knicks, they don’t want it with Nets, nooooooo!
- Stackhouse: “I Just Wanna Shoot U (Give It 3 Me)”
Please add yours in the comments, but make sure they’re Nets-Knicksy. Or else.
(via Reddit)
Brooklyns Finest Nets top Knicks in battle of the Watch the Thrones
we got jay-z references on jay-z references on jay-z references. that was also a jay-z reference for y’all
Very smart.
thanks trey. i’ve studied the life and times of s. carter till kingdom come since i’m an american gangster. this round of the print pun gun was really the best of both worlds on a collision course with two of my favorite things hov and the jones
Nets follow their Blueprint to get a win
stacks on stacks on stacks: jerry goes crazy from 3
[picture of smiling jay-z]
Jigga on top: we drop buckets non stop on you knickers!
L to the NY, W to the BK…… (W pronounced dub for flow purposes)
All these puns, and no “Empire State of Mind”….I mean….
what, like “nets give me high fives”? pretty lame.
On To The Nets Won!
Nets Ain’t Passed the Bar, Know a Little Bit, Win in OT Over the Knicks
Who You Know Fresher than Joe (Johnson)? Riddle Me That.
New favorite.
Yo, yo dog, what’s the difference between the Knicks and the Nets?
Like 7 points, c!#@sucker. Beat it!
You win. I love that song lol
- Knicks lose despite Carmelo’s (almost) 22 twos
- Knicks bring knife to gunfight, lose in overtime
- After 9-1 start, Knicks drop three of four, now breathing off res-por-rators
Speaking of Jay-Z, you’ll probably get a kick out of this, Trey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_yUGnaes8
Nets live on hard Knicks, don’t take over, 3-bomb block, burn on D and give it back.
(Also: Stack from 3-point line: Okaaaay, I’m reloaded!)
Jason Kidd didn’t play because he was Big Limpin’ Spending cheese…
Hovally this rivalry last a long time
Ray Felt Down after the loss, quoted saying “can i get a….shot to fall”
Ray was polite coming off screens, saying “excuse me…” miss
His shots just weren’t “Fallin”, he just wasn’t “feelin it”
Coach Woodson said some of his shots were just “ignorant shit” to which Felton replied “I know”
Woodson replied “it’s alright’ “on to the next one”
If someone can figure out a Hawaiian Sophie pun…
Nets beat Knicks, no words spoken, major slugfest
Don’t cry / It is to be / In time /
I’ll take away your fanbase and make it mine
Forgot to add a “D’eron” to the end of that.
Deron, I wonder can you save me
It’s stronger than heroin
When you could look in the mirror like, “WE GONNA WIN”
And still not see what you become
I know I’m guilty of it too but not like LIN
You lost one
Lose one, let LIN to get FELTone
Let one, lose some to win some
Sorry, I’m a champion, sorry, I’m a champion
You lost one
I don’t think it’s meant to be, SHEED
But he loves his TECHS more than he does THREE
And honestly, at FORTY three I would probably love my TECHS more than I did THREE
“If She Watches You Might As Well Put a Ring On It: Beyonce views another Nets victory”
Evans flop so hard motherf**kers wanna fine him.
I can’t even breathe right now
Knicks on Club Amnesia: Forgetting their winning ways against the Nets.
Williams fashions a win over Knicks in the House of D’eron
‘This Shit Gravy’: Nets on 3 Game Winning Streak after Thanksgiving Weekend
Avery Johnson ‘Can’t Knock the Hustle’ after Nets Suffer Hard-Fought Loss in Boston
“Allow Me To Re-Introduce Myself, My Name Is JOE”: Johnson Breaks Shooting Slump in Big Win
J-to-the-O-E, 7 seconds or less back in ’03
“Bang 3′s like J. Stack, Felton airs it out”
Freeway, Jay-Z & Beanie Siegel – What We Do (“bang like t-mac, ski mask air it out”)
Cough up a lung, when he runs, Ra-sheed son
Cause I’m Young and I’m Blatche and Stats are Low?
and My* Stats are Low
d’oh
Does he look like a good player? I don’t know
Nets need an Encore to beat the Knicks
Money, Blatche, Hoes- Andray adds nothing to Nets victory
Brook Lopez Feelin’ It in big win
Nets Squeeze 1st win in crosstown series
What kind of a pun gun has a clip that big? NYDN doesnt play.
Dear summer, I know you gon miss me….Cause we go together like Knicks fans and missed 3s