Ashton: Dwight. Hey, Dwight. Dwight. It’s me, Ashton Kutcher. From “Two and a Half Men.”
Dwight: That’s still on?
Dwight: Love that show but I’m not looking at you, man. You always do that punking thing. I’ve been fooled by cameras before.
Ashton: Dwight. Come on, Dwight. Look at me.
Ashton: Dwight! Dwiiiiiiiight. Dwight, look at me. Dwight.
Ashton: OK, fine. I guess you won’t get to see the robot I brought.
Ashton: Yep, guess I’ll have to show this full-size human robot to somebody else. Oh well.
Dwight: (still not looking) Hold on, man. You have a robot?
Ashton: Yeah, of course. I invented “Beauty and the Geek,” what do you expect?
Dwight: Can I … can I play with it?
Ashton: Only if you look at me.
Dwight: Fiiiiiiiine. (looks at Ashton)
Ashton: Beeeeeep bloop beep buzzzz burrble beeboopbabeep.
Dwight: What are you doing?
Ashton: (in a robot voice) Commence standing procedure. Booooooop beep bleeeoop.
Ashton: (in a robot voice) I am a robot. I am KutchBot 5000. Burned. Dude, where is my car? That butterfly is having an effect on me. Beep.
Dwight: Come on, man. Not cool. Show me the robot.
Ashton: (still in a robot voice) I am the robot. You have now officially been Punk’d by KutchBot 5000. Booooooop.
Dwight: AWWWWWW, MAN! I KNEW IT! I just totally got Punk’d. Dang it! Now I look like an idiot.
Ashton: (laughing way too hard) Still got it.