“You can’t throw the ball through the nose of a defender and have it come out his a–hole to a teammate.”
– Rick Carlisle, who seems to have a firm grasp on the inner workings of the human body
“You can’t throw the ball through the nose of a defender and have it come out his a–hole to a teammate.”
– Rick Carlisle, who seems to have a firm grasp on the inner workings of the human body
CLASSIC Carlisle.
Few fans can claim their coach adds to their love of a team, but god dammit I fucking love Rick, and love the Mavs more because of him.
I see you, basketball in Carlisle’s nostril.
Does Tas approve of this anatomy-related article?
Oh, not only does he look like Jim Carrey, but he’s got jokes!
Man, I love Rick Carlisle. I was a fan when he coached my Pistons. He single handedly turned around the franchise.
I remember him saying how he could see Phil Jackson getting bored smoking peyote, which an also funny PJ replied, “You don’t smoke peyote.”