Well, that really happened. Carmelo Anthony (NBA All-Star) wanted to fight Kevin Garnett (future Hall of Famer) after a basketball game — possibly because Garnett insulted his wife, even though Johnny Prizefighter swears he had no idea what made Melo so mad — and cameras were on hand to capture the scene because it’s 2013 and that’s what happens now. Rajon Rondo HATES it, probably because he was on the outside of the scrum that kept Melo (ironic) from KG.

The bus scene came after a reported locker room scene which came after an on-court prelude.

And another on-court prelude.

Expect some suspensions — I’d guess Melo for sure, KG probably and DeMarcus Cousins just for good measure — some fines and a really awkward confrontation in the Eastern Conference locker room come All-Star Game time. And I’d expect January 24′s Knicks-Celtics game in Boston to be quite the doozy. Celtics fans are already taking shots of olive oil and doing vocal cord exercises to get their boos ready. Should be epic.

Comments (26)

  1. What a non issue. So Melo is going to get suspended for standing in a hallway? Really??? I’d be surprised if anything comes of it.

  2. Why would KG get suspended for this? He really didn’t do much wrong here, besides the mandatory trash talking. I think even the tech for him was a bit much.

  3. Melo has nothing on me

  4. Meloooooooooooooooooooo!

  5. Cool tough guys being cool and tough.

  6. Melo is way to big for Garnett to attempt a physical altercation

    • whoops, *too big

      • “It was a bar argument. Have you ever been to a bar argument?”

        I wish for once they would just punch each other in the face. I am 5’9 and not that strong but I would also come on strong and be all up in your face if I know everyone will be trying to come between me and the other dude haha.

  7. If you look closely in the ‘KG Melo double tech’ video at :11~:12, while they were getting positioned, KG sticks in his knee and bumps it in Melo’s crotch which makes Melo fall. Immediately after this, Melo starts pushing KG and that’s when Melo got PISSED and started saying he’ll see KG after the game. I guess Melo was mad because KG kinda sorta attacked his manhood???

  8. “According to sources” KG told Melo, that his wife, LaLa tastes like honey nut cheerios.

  9. completely agree. im gonna be pissed if the nba doesnt suspend demarcus cousins for this.

  10. Why should Melo be suspended? Did he break any rules? The video shows him calmly standing around.

  11. isn’t that garnett that walks by in the background in that first video at 00:20?

  12. Has something like this happened before, or are we going to start saying “Don’t make me go Melo on you!!” instead of “I’ll see you after the game” ?

  13. Well Melo is from Baltimore. I imagine he was walking back to the buses like Omar: whistling “the farmer in the dell” and in a trench-coat. Whatchout! Melo comin’, Melo comin’!”

    • Chill Kevin. He is more like Avon or Marlo with all those security guards and KG is turnin in to Proposition Joe these days. If Sheed was there, than maybe we would see Omar sighting.

  14. Melo? Is it KG your looking for?

  15. The DeMarcus Cousins line was perfection

  16. Hope if Melo is suspended it doesn’t include the game in London next week! That would suck for all the nba fans this side of the pond!!

  17. SJax says – Dey both ain’t bout dis life

  18. Is this the same Melo who punched a guy and then ran back to the bench?!?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKjvXhc1pLI

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