This might sound crazy, but I’m going to recommend you watch this clip with your computer’s volume muted. Just watch Shane Battier dressed like a sea captain, read the chyrons that give you the details on the charity portion of this function, and spare yourself the pain and suffering of Shane Battier singing. I know it is counterintuitive, but trust me on this.

But seriously, when you go and watch this with your speakers turned up, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

(via Reddit)