I wouldn’t have bet money on this, but La La Vasquez — Carmelo Anthony’s wife, MTV VJ/reality television star and ostensible focal point of this endlessly dumb Kevin Garnett nonsense — has somehow come out the victor in this whole mess. She attained victory last night with a single tweet. Here it is.

Not for nothing,but we ALL deserve a check or some free cereal 4all the publicity we’ve given Honey Nut Cheerios! LOL #cantbelieveeverything

As far as ways to respond to (maybe, probably) being insulted by a future Hall of Famer, this is how you do it. Best possible response. Flawless victory.

Thanks for reading this week’s issue of US Weekly.

(via Sheridan Hoops)