Ballin: Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard combined to score 62 points while missing just 12 of their 37 attempts from the field during their destruction of the Milwaukee Bucks. I have a feeling this is more like what people were expecting when Mr. Gigglebox forced his way out of Orlando.

Not so much: Remember when the Charlotte Bobcats were both 7-5 and fun to watch? Now they are 9-29 after a loss to the Pacers where they shot 34 percent. So pretty much the opposite.

Backsies: This might be the ultimate good JaVale McGee play.

There are too many choices for ultimate bad JaVale McGee play.

Streaky: After last night’s 30 points — including 12 straight to start the fourth — and a win, the Clippers moved to 11-1 when Jamal Crawford leads them in scoring. Every other team Jamal Crawford has led in scoring is like, “Oh, come on.”

Elbows up, side to side: Terrence Ross actually did a different dunk last night. It was cool.

Told you it was cool. (P.S. The Raptors lost and the Nets are now 9-1 under P.J. Carlesimo.)

El pastor: Here is the definition of an NBA fast break.

I’m not sure which is more surprising — that the ball only touched the floor once on a breakout dribble by Andray Blatche or that Blatche would be a key part of the Platonic Ideal of a fast break.

Lasties: The last time the Hornets and 76ers met up, New Orleans posted a miserable 62 points in a loss. Last night, they went for 111 in a win, their second-highest total for the season.

Other things: Last night’s game was Grant Hill’s 1,000th professional contest, which really should have happened about three seasons ago … Just some really good pictures of Drew Gooden … Complex Magazine ranked the 20 most hated players in the NBA but somehow forgot DeShawn Stevenson … Kevin Durant’s grandma doesn’t like it when he cusses

Comments (3)

  1. I just realised JaVale McGee looks a lot like Darwin Thornberry

  2. they also forgot Deron Williams…first it was Jerry Sloan who got fired because of him and then he left the Jazz…then shitty games last season in Nets followed by another shitty half season of basketball by Deron…also Avery Johnson and max contract…

  3. Andray Blatche not only starts excellent fast breaks, he also has the 9th highest PER in the league right now. When did this happen!?

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