Some jokes:

  • More like Swagramento Kings, am I right?
  • Great. Now the Kings are definitely moving to Seattle.
  • Not any worse than the last time Justin Bieber was involved with something NBA-related.
  • I heard this and I was like, “Baby, baby, baby, nope.”
  • If it were Opposite Day, I’d be very excited to hear Seattle’s response tune, which I’m sure is some sort of Nicki Minaj remake.
  • This just earned DeMarcus Cousins another suspension.

Your turn.

(via Sactown Royalty)