And suddenly, all was right with the world.
O.J. Mayo signed a jar of mayonnaise
Posted by Trey Kerby under Dallas Mavericks, Food, Quickies on Jan 23, 2013
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Now the same guy needs to get his bottle of Orange Juice signed…
I read “OJ Mayo signed FOR a jar of mayonnaise” He’s probably worth more than that….probably.
JE: “Also here in studio, it’s TBJ blog editor, Trey Kerby.”
Trey: “Mayo.”
OJ (via Skype): “Maaaaayyyooooooo.”
Would Rudy G. sign Elton John or George Michael?
I see what you did there. You walked a very thin line. Perfectly, I believe.
He should have chosen a product with less fat and more zip. A tasty spread like: Miracle Whip.
Do you think he’d sign a jar of Stenson’s mayostard? How about Vaunnies mustardayonnaise? Or maybe Mundees mustmayostardayonnaise?
Sometimes, I spread my life, tooo thinnnnnn.
Someone should mix orange juice and mayonnaise in a jar together and then get him to sign it.