Tony Parker looks ridiculous in this picture. He’s wearing a giant t-shirt with a kangaroo on it and a sombrero based on the Australian flag, which doesn’t make any sense. He’s making a weird face. It’s all very silly.
But he’s not even close to the most insane looking person in this picture, which is quite amazing. No, that honor goes to Patty Mills, who is wearing a skin-tight basketball unitard made for a woman that is covered in autographs, a curly green wig and is making an even weirder face. Tony Parker looks funny but Patty Mills somehow managed to one-up him in every relevant picture category. This is a legendary performance.
Also, this is pretty much exactly what I’d guess an Australia day celebration to look like. Well done, mates.