This is an actual live advertisement read from today’s episode of the NBA Lockdown podcast (starts at 13:36) that’s hosted by Bruce Bowen. It’s so bizarre that I just had to whip up a quick visualization since B-Bow might be the best live reader since the original Larry Sanders.
And hey, just remember — that’s Berries.com. B-E-R-R-I-E-S. Dot com.
(via Josh)



They did this on the football today podcast as well.
corporate promotion isnt uncommon for espn podcasts
Sure, but not all of them are by ex-NBA guys that sound hilarious talking about berries.
ha its is pretty funny though
It was also an ex-NFL player on the football today podcast (Ross Tucker) and was equally ridiculous. This company must have paid a lot because by the time it’s done you can’t even remember what they were talking about because it has been so long.
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I was just listening to this on the ESPN podcast, loved the crazy berry passion! I wonder what Bruce Bowen’s favorite type of berry is, Brent Berry?
Bruce Bowen making puns is all I need to hear.
It just gets better, and he couldn’t finish in any worse way. “And lock it up… With a kiss! (Off the glass) and watch out, you may get more kisses than you know!” Just a fail.
We need a Bruce Bowen Jalen Rose Podcast so it can sound like a crazy guy arguing with himself. Man do those guys have similar voices.
thank you. i felt so awkward when i heard this.
Kerbs confirmed for not being a “WTF with Marc Maron” listener.
Step it up Trey…