Personally, I think The Ninja is my favorite of Patty Mills’ many different towel waves, but I’d accept arguments for just about any of these important techniques. Mostly though, I’m just glad to see all this information in one place so that future bench cheerleaders will have a strong base of towel waving knowledge when they enter the league. It’s important to leave a legacy, so this is just a brilliant idea by Patty Millions. The kids are alright, but they still need to learn.

(via Reddit)

Comments (7)

  1. Speaking of which, no official TBJ review of Stephen Jackson’s rap album?

  2. Man, Patty Cakes aka Pat Stacks aka Patty Millions aka Patty Mills is the greatest.

  3. Toss up between the Propeller or the Zorro for me.

  4. That was an awkward Zorro, that was like Parkinsons Zorro….

  5. i always thought patty mills should get more playing time

  6. did Bogut teach him the phantom high five?

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