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What is the strangest Rajon Rondo fact that you are aware of right now? Is it that he claims to be the NBA’s best roller skater? It’s probably that he claims to be the NBA’s best roller skater, which is just a phenomenally bizarre thing to brag about even if you’re not an NBA player. You’re the best at roller skating? Good for you.

But here is something that might rival that weirdness — Rajon Rondo has lost, as far as anyone can tell, once at Connect Four since joining the Celtics seven years ago, despite playing hundreds of games. From Sports Illustrated by way of SB Nation:

The Celtics didn’t want to change Rondo when he arrived, but they didn’t want to him either. So at charity foundations he perched behind a folding table where he could avoid the back-slapping, baby-hugging and other standard forms of celebrity fakery. He just played Connect Four, against anybody who dared, usually two grids at a time and sometimes three. “This has been going on for six years,” Matt Meyersohn, the Celtics’ director of community relations, said on Dec. 22 during an event at the Blue Hill Boys & Girls Club in Dorchester, Mass. “He’s played hundreds of Connect Four games, maybe a thousand. And he’s never lost.”

Later that day Rondo sat behind a table and three girls. Across from him there were more than 100 children he had showered with bikes, Razor scooters and iPod Touches that he bought at Target and distributed from the back of a U-Haul. “I thought he might let us win,” said a 12 year-old named Olissa. “But he was so serious.”

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Olissa was the last challenger. He stared back at Rondo through wire-rimmed glasses. He clenched teeth covered with braces. He initiated what he called a trap, forcing Rondo to the right side of the grid, putting him on the defensive. When Olissa dropped the winning disk, Celtics officials started to shout. Meyerson grabbed the microphone. “This has never happened!” he bellowed.

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“I can’t believe it,” [Rondo] said. “But did you notice I played the guy five more times and won them all? I had to show him, ‘You beat me, I’ll beat the s*** out of you.’”

How does this stack up to the roller skating? I think it’s less weird that a professional athlete would be hyper competitive at a board game, but this is still pretty weird. Rajon Rondo is so good at Connect Four that he almost never loses, but when he does, he will make you keep playing so that he can beat you. That is Michael Jordan levels of competitiveness, only most of the stories you hear about him are against teammates and not 12-year-olds.

Then again, I guess someone has to be the best Connect Four player in the world. Why not Rajon Rondo? I don’t know if destroying grade schoolers moves him up or down the world rankings, but I have to imagine it helps since they’re the target audience. Congratulations? I don’t know.

Comments (17)

  1. That quote at the end is absolutely amazing

  2. “I thought he might let us win,” said a 12 year-old named Olissa. “But he was so serious.”

    Hilarious. Reminds me of the Chappelle’s Show Make-A-Wish skit. Classic.

  3. Could he beat MJ in connect 4? Thats what I want to know

  4. That picture up top is priceless. Nice photoshop job!

  5. Rondo is the best.

  6. Pretttttty sneaky, ‘Liss.

  7. that photo shop is spot on. super serious, even board look just before he crushes the hopes and dreams of another 12-year old.

  8. I’m pretty sure that I’ve read every single thing you’ve ever posted here with the jones but this one might be my favorite piece of em all.

  9. U know ur cool when u beat 12 year olds at connect 4 and go try hard on them!!

  10. I rediscovered Connect Four a few years ago. It is an excellent game for all ages. Course, I too am from Kentucky and Boston. Hmm …

  11. Damn, the original ad for this photoshop had a white kid in Rondo’s place. Solid work from Trey Kerby.

  12. I always relished visiting this internet site once a week or
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  13. won some golf ball that’s it

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